Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1) Your name?

Jonathan
very nice person, warm and welcoming.
everyone wanted to hang around Jonathan at the party.

that's kinda me.

2) Your age?

Legal age for beeping in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains beeped even more by some guy. (edited)

OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKK. (shuders)


3) One of your friends?
Aaron
In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.
That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.

o_0 excuse me (runs to the bath room and throws up)

4) What should you be doing?

School Work
Although this started out as an inside joke on my part, this term is a saying for marijuana. It works on many occasions if you don't want people to find out. (obviously)
"Yo, Phil! I got some school work, wanna come help me with it?"
"That sounds cool, Fred. I wanna help you with that school work."

I kenw school work was bad for you.

5) Favorite color?

blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.

hey hey a good one.

6) Birthplace?

home
In relationships, "getting home" is to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of beisball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st,2nd 3rd base, and finally "getting home")
I "got home" with my girl last night, if you know what i mean...

see #1. NO NO NO! I mean #2.(shuders)

7) Month of your birth?

may
cool; sexy; hot
i am so may

realy? cool!

8) Last person you talked to?

brother
a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad
my brother is a good guy.

yep that says it.

9) One of your nicknames?

hacksaw
A person who is descended from rednecks but they don't commit incest and they eat with forks. However they are still small minded and often messy. They however can have 2 parents who are both hicks,rednecks or hillbillies. They can also be a mix of a normal or rich person and a redneck person.
Jonathan: I heard Billy is going to his family reunion.

Walter: I heard his mom is a redneck. His dad is a not a redneck,hell he is a head member of a country club.

Jonathan: What a hacksaw!

Beverly hillbilles yea!

I dont know how to tag...oh well.